Steve’s smile is stiffer than it usually is at these things, and eventually Tony pulls Steve away and asks him what’s wrong.
"It’s nothing," Steve says, because of course he does, and Tony gives him a look until Steve relents. "It’s just," he says, and sighs.
He shoves his hands in his pockets, eyes the ground and says, “Everyone’s looking at you like- or touching you, or flirting with you, and I don’t like it, okay?”
Tony blinks. Then he laughs, because how can he not, and is expecting it when Steve starts frowning. “I’m sorry,” Tony says. “I’m not laughing at you, okay? I’m- Steve, people do this to me at all of these things.”
"I know," Steve mutters. "I stand in the corner and pretend I’m not watching everyone making bedroom eyes at you."
"You’re adorable," Tony says, and pinches Steve’s cheek when he scowls.
"How would you like to walk around with me this time," Tony offers, and Steve finally looks up from the ground. "You could put an arm around my waist and do that happy-threatening smile you do when you don’t like someone but still want to be polite."
"I don’t do that."
"You do," Tony says. "So, how about it?"
Steve shifts on his feet, and Tony marvels at how small he can look, even now. “I don’t want to get in the way.”
"You wouldn’t, this is charity work, I chat with people and drink their booze and then go home. Come on, walk with me." Tony takes Steve’s hand and loops it around his waist, tangling their fingers together. "It’ll be fun."
"Not for you," Tony shrugs, "But I love watching you get all possessive over me."
Steve presses his mouth to Tony’s hairline. “Well, you’re mine. And I’m yours.”
"Damn straight," Tony says, smiling hard.
auroramachine asked: Mr. Chris Pratt, you are the 3rd Chris that Marvel has collected so far. Do you think there is something special in your name or it’s just Marvel has a Chris fetish?
Chris Pratt: There’s definitely something special about my name. I’m joining pretty amazing company. Both of those guys are really incredible. I haven’t had a chance to meet Hemsworth yet, but Chris Evans… when I saw him, he literally ran across the room, gave me a huge bear hug, lifted me up, and was like, “Dude, you are going to love this!” It was like my brother congratulating me for like making the team. It was pretty cool. We bro’d out. There was a lot of love there… He’s a great guy. The point is, there’s something special about my name. You want your son to be successful? Name him Chris.
Half of the women I spoke to said , would he admit that’s he’s bit of a sexist, misogynistic — he sees women only in sexual terms? (x)
This is it, this is how I’m going to explain privilege to the next one.
THOSE LAST TWO GIF THOUGH. MALE FEMINISTS, PLEASE TAKE NOTE. I KNOW YOU DON’T WANNA BE SEXIST BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO WOMEN IF THEY TRY TO EXPLAIN HOW SOMETHING YOU SAID/DID IS PROBLEMATIC AND TAKE IT TO HEART, THANK YOU!
I agree with him. If you think I’m being sexist, let me know and I’ll work on it. I won’t get mad, promise.
honestly this mindset works for any kind of privilege - if someone from an oppressed group calls you out, don’t argue. Fix it.
I heard someone mention that it was their birthday on sunday and that they wanted smut… iwritestony, I’m looking at you! Happy, getting-older-day!!
I think netflix made a mistake..
Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button
'black widow!! is it true that you're sleeping with captain america?'
the three-second clip of nat smirking and responding, coyly, ‘sure, which one?’ plays on the news for what steve’s sure is a perfect 24-hour loop
'this is a nightmare' steve says
'whatever' nat says. 'it was quicker than saying 'actually i'm currently in a complicated but loving relationship with all three captain americas and we fucked each other tenderly just this morning”
'oh my god' steve says
bucky shrugs. ‘well she’s not wrong’
sam sighs dreamily while watching the clip repeat on tv again. ‘i love my new promotion’
[Image: No-serum Steve Rogers sitting on Sam Wilson’s lap; they have their arms around each other. Steve is wearing glasses and a plaid shirt and ripped jeans, and Sam is wearing a t-shirt and pants.]
Pack your bags, kiddies, we’re flying economy
I’ve just released the full set of all 8 “classic” Wookiee the Chew prints! The set contains all 8 8”x10” prints, ALL hand signed, with a free set of 8 bonus stickers! It’ll be a permanent release - no limited runs. No sleep ‘til bedtime, all that good stuff
Head on over to my US store and grab a set now
The set will also be available in my UK / Rest of the World store very soon
Thank you for your kindness, as always!